Total Medals Earned: 201 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,065 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 7/12 (70/320 points)
Create a shape with 4 corners.
Create a shape with 5 corners.
Create a shape with 6 corners.
Create a shape with 7 corners.
Create a shape with 8 corners.
Create a shape with 9 corners.
Create a shape with 10 corners.
Create a shape with 11 corners.
Create a shape with 12 corners.
Create a shape with 13 corners.
Create a shape with 14 corners.
Create a shape with 15 corners.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Often followed by throwing up
Open the damn door
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 3/15 (25/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (20/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
stab woman
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
shoot woman, you fucking freak
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame